My town is probs on your news. I was just on that bridge too. Crazy stuff.
basically all my sentences start with one of these ok so basically omg no but seriously actually ok wow ok wow (or wow ok) wait but wait no wait wait what guys oh wow so like
thegleefulhouseelf: kaliforniaa-dreamerr: theamazingrigby: sodamnrelatable: do you ever just look at your homework like this I look at people like this I look at everything like this I look like this
Reasons To Be Happy: Dead trees still stand and so can you. You have five fingers on each hand. One day those fingers will travel from your lap to someone else’s and that person will know all the bad stuff and still want to kiss you. Seasons are guaranteed when nothing else seems to be.
ihavewaytoomanyfeels: I don’t even have a sense of humor anymore it’s literally just sarcasm and general loathing for the majority of the human population.
koo-allah: tumblr is the place I go when my friends think I’m asleep but I’m not actually asleep I’m doing a lot but they don’t know that and i can be left alone
have you ever started crying for one reason then end up crying about every possible thing wrong with your life
fulllmetal: im not sure if im hungry but im gonna eat anyway just in case
nukevintage: and i’m horny now, great.
I swear if I my head wasn’t attached to my body, I’d lose that too.
3ridan: well i already know im going to hell at this point it’s really go big or go home
sexgodchadwick: wesleu: i think im gonna drop out of college and become a stripper I THINK ABOUT THIS EVERYDAY OF MY LIFE
I hate saying “good bye” so damn much.
because having cute underwear makes you feel a whole lot better about yourself
BRB GUYS, GONNA GET SLOSHED IN CANADA.