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nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

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derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

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hitlervevo:

my social studies teacher once told us “human beings are the most selfish of all. even when someone dies, you shed tears only because they are no more around to provide you with whatever they had been for so long”

and it has been 3 years since she said this and this is still what i think about at night

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britneysbaldhead:

oomshi:

the lizzie mcguire movie changed me

it changed all of us

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killlme:

cherry blossoms at night (by Ryosuke Leo)

killlme:

cherry blossoms at night (by Ryosuke Leo)

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You cannot find peace by avoiding life. — Virginia Woolf (via flawkes)

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hoodratzayn:

i believe in hate at first sight

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spankmehardbarry:

that boy u called white??? ya he’s 10% cherokee on his mom’s cousin’s side of the family. think before u speak.

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